I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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