we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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