The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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