she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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