my mouth tastes like poor choices
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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