some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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