Sry I called you an 8
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Alive.
So much puke
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Randomize
