school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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