Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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