Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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