My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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