it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Found the puke drawer
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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