The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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