Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
are you so shy because you have an std?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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