Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
