btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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