My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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