He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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Acid is not a monday night drug
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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