That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
