So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?