Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical

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(352): View more from Florida

dude they were twins that means they were both only 17

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(985): View more from Louisiana

the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.

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(562): View more from California

he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome

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(205): View more from Alabama

She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.

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(210): View more from Texas

Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-

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