Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.