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• (518): View more from New York

  you're out of your mind

  (518): View more from New York

  you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear

  (518): View more from New York

  it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style

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• (858): View more from California

  Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  we've started having sober sex

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  you really do like him

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?

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• (716): View more from New York

  You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.

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• (845): View more from New York

  im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...

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• (516): View more from New York

  I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?

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  Maybe for her....

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  Her problem, not mine

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• (631): View more from New York

  I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance

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• (716): View more from New York

  This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked

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