Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window