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• (512): View more from Texas

  Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....

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  oh shit that had to have been awkward

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  i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording

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• (207): View more from Maine

  he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.

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  ..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.

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• (831): View more from California

  Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.

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