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• (248): View more from Michigan

  piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I'm full of awesome ideas

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  Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...

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• (325): View more from Texas

  my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation

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• (661): View more from California

  fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.

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• (+33): View more from France

  And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore

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  it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.

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