Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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