If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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