i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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