just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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