I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
