i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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