google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm bleeding and have questions
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