she was so not down for the gang bang
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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