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(502): View more from Kentucky

Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.

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(303): View more from Colorado

So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess

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(310): View more from California

I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.

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(775): View more from Nevada

You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe

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(678): View more from Georgia

if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now

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