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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits

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• (310): View more from California

  That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...

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• (845): View more from New York

  It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.

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  That is a dream.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.

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