i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night