Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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