i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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