"it" just moved
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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