i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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