yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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