Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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