Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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