I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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