So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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