Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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