your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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