You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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