After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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