Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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