I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
