didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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