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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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