Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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