For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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