Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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