I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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