he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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