: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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