He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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