do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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