i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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