i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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