this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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